GREETINGS AND

SALUTATIONS

GATHER ROUND, WARM YOURSELVES BY THE GLOW OF YOUR MONITOR, AND JOIN ME AS WE DISCUSS LIFE...OR AT LEAST CHEESE AND OUR RELATIONSHIP WITH IT IN THE UNIVERSE

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POETRY

WHAT WE HAVE BELLOW ARE WORKS IN PROGRESS

I APPRECIATE NASTY COMMENTS AND/OR LOVING REMARKS

SHORT STORIES

SUPPORT ING YOUR RIGHT TO SAY WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU FEEL                                                even though you're probably wrong